Monday May 11, 2009

Dreaming of Summer.....

Half-Nekkid Thursday 05/07/09

Jakob: Talk about an intense desire to be ridden hard and put away wet.

Mason: I just love your award winning subtlety in the morning.



Jakob: C'mon......wake up!! I want to play!!

Mason: Really?? Right now?? I'm trying to sleep.....besides, Oliver is still asleep and your squealing like a pig in heat will wake up the neighborhood.

Jakob: C'mon.......I'll do that thing with my tongue that you like.

Mason: Alright.....but just this once

Working In The Yard........

Jakob: I swear, the upkeep on a yard is horrendous. What with the weeds, dandelions and crabgrass.



Mason: Um.....how old was that Miracle Grow you and Oliver sprayed on the lawn yesterday?

Cousin Oliver: Man.....That is just plain weird. Cute.....but weird.

Family History

Mason: My mother and I had been busy cleaning out closets and drawers and boxes and trunks at my Grandparents house. I now know where I get my "pack rat" tendencies. The house and the out buildings were just packed floor to ceiling with everything.

Jakob: Well, that does explain why our basement and attic look like they do.

Mason: Anyway. We found tons of old family photographs. Unfortunately, like the one below, no one ever wrote down the names of the folks in the photo's.



Jakob: Oh my gosh.....I love the hat that woman is wearing!! And the parasol!! Uh....they are to die for.

Mason: Glad you like them.....because they are sitting in a trunk in the attic of the house in St. Emilion. When we head over this summer, you can see it all.

Jakob: This next picture....this is you, isn't it?



Mason: Yep. I must have been seven or eight at the time. I have to admit.....I was a cute little fellow.

Jakob: So what happened?

Mason: Don't make me slap you, Bitch!!

Jakob: I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Home Again............

Mason: Boy, it sure is good to be home.

Jakob: Well hopefully you won't have to go back to France again until this Fall.

Cousin Oliver: France?? I didn't know you were in France.....I've been telling everyone that's been asking that you were in jail.



Mason: Two words Oliver......Military School!!

Cousin Oliver: OK....OK. I'll issue a retraction.

Jakob: You know, if that's what jail looks like......I think I know where we can spend an inexpensive vacation this summer.

Mason: I don't know how I manage to put up with you two.

Half-Nekkid Thursday 02/05/09

Mason: Ok. Maybe there are some redeeming benefits to living in a winter climate.

Jakob: Would you look outside and see what your cousin and the neighbor kid did across the street.



Mason: And my calming moment is now gone. Just friggin perfect.

As The World Turns............

Mason: What's the matter with you?

Jakob: Didn't you read yesterday's USA Today?

Mason: Nope. I gave up reading the newspaper. What's going on?



Jakob: Yesterday was Groundhog Day......Punxsutawney Phil came out and saw his damn shadow. That means six more weeks of winter.

Mason: Old news.....Cleveland Chuck came out on Saturday. He too saw his shadow, drank another beer, and went body sledding.



Jakob: The point is.....we are in for another six weeks of snow, sleet and below freezing temperatures.

Mason: That just means we have another six weeks to cuddle and snuggle and think of interesting ways to stay warm.



Jakob: You have got to get out of this house and get a job.