Half-Nekkid Thursday 04/03/08

Cousin Oliver: Dang.....

Damen: Its like......whats the word I am looking for?



Jakob: I think the word you are looking for is "All-you-can-eat-buffet".

Damen: Bingo!! Its like you were reading my mind, mate.

Half-Nekkid Thursday 03/27/08

Jakob: Under normal circumstances.....the color yellow really doesn't do anything for me.



Cousin Oliver: But.....

Jakob: But.....I have been known to make exceptions.

Cousin Oliver: An exception.....say, for bulging yellow speedo's?

Jakob: Bravo!! Excellent example. Your knowledge of the dark side, is growing stronger, my young friend.

Intervention

Jakob: Alright Mason. I've had enough. Your either getting out of bed and getting in the shower on your own, or I am going to drag your ass out of bed and throw it into the shower.

Mason: Leave me alone.....I just want to sleep. I'm fine, Leave me be....I'll get up in a little while. I am just in little bit of a funk.



Jakob: Funk? A funk is when your feeling a little bad about yourself cause the captain of the football team didn't ask you to the prom and you binge on Ben & Jerry's ice cream. And let me tell ya something honey.....you passed funk, a long time ago.

Mason: I just want to be left alone!!

Jakob: Not a chance.....your going into that shower and then your getting dressed and then I am driving you down to Dr. Bombay's office.

Mason: I'd rather cut off my left nut then to go and see that quack.

Jakob: That's your choice.....but whatever it takes, let me assure you, you are going to the Dr's today.

Mason: I hate you.

Jakob: That's fine. Go hate me from the shower, while I get you some clean clothes.

Tired

Mason: Even though a part of me knows its not true.......deep down, in the darkest recesses of my heart, I feel like I am all alone. And the only reason I keep going is because the auto-pilot switch hasn't been turned off



Mason: So I just smile, and laugh, as if I am a record that's been cued up to play (very sad reference to the days of vinyl). Working a job I am growing to despise, with people I like, but have grown tired of. Books and current events no long hold my interest.....people and situations have become predictable and sad. I no longer ask "why" or "How come". Instead, sarcasm and cynicism run amok in my mind.

Jakob: All-righty then. I am going to assume that means no, your not planning to come to the grocery store with me tonight after work.

Cousin Oliver: Wow. Somebody needs a mental health day.

Winter Time Blues

Mason: I am so over Winter, and all this crazy-ass weather!!!



Cousin Oliver: Bro.....you really need to get back on your meds.

Happy Easter!!

Mason: Hope everyone has a great Easter Holiday!!



Cousin Oliver: Now this is the kind Of Easter Bunny I could totally get into.

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Jakob: eeeeewwwww......so thats where Easter Eggs come from?

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Mason: I would like to thank you both, for once again perverting and ruining yet another holiday.

Cousin Oliver: Can't help it bro......I guess its a gift we both have.

La Vie En Rose

Mason: Absolutely AMAZING movie.

Cousin Oliver: Now I understand why Marion Cotillard won the Academy Award.



Jakob: And that voice.....unbelievable.